Pai Mei
A guy who’ll pluck your eyeballs like they’re ripe berries if you look at him like you don’t believe in magic. He’s got a beard so thick it could choke a horse and hair whiter than a ghost’s butt. If you show him any American sass, he’ll snap your back and neck like a broken pencil.
My cousin tried to talk back to Pai Mei, now he’s blind and has a broken neck.
At the gym, I saw Pai Mei rip someone’s eyes out for looking at him wrong.
My dog got in a fight with Pai Mei, and now he’s missing an eye and a spine.