Pahooni
A Pahooni is basically a genius who acts like a dumbass just to mess with you. She’s usually Indian, kind of wild, and if you don’t know her, she’ll give you the cold shoulder. She also hates walking her sister to see her stupid boyfriend in the military.
My sister is a Pahooni. She said she was going to the store but actually went to the mall to buy six pairs of shoes.
She told me she failed math, but I know she cheated because her sister got a B.
She said she was going to the gym but came home with a pizza and a movie.