Paho Tsanga
A Paho Tsanga is a rat that’s been soaked by a giant puddle and then stepped on by a Fijian giant. It’s the kind of thing that makes your teacher’s face turn red and your mom’s eyes roll back into your head.
My mom said I was a Paho Tsanga because I spilled my juice and cried like a baby.
The Paho Tsanga in my classroom was so wet it looked like it had been dropped in a lake.
My friend’s Paho Tsanga was so bad it made the whole school laugh for a week.