Pahlsson
Pahlsson is a bald, meat-eating superhero with pink eye and a nickname that sounds like a bad joke. He’s loud, he’s big, and he’s got a snack obsession that’s out of control.
Pahlsson walked in, and the room went silent. He’s like a tornado made of meat.
Mapa’s got pink eye so bad, it looks like he got hit by a glitter bomb.
That man eats like he’s trying to win a food fight. Pahlsson’s a legend.