Pahler
A messed-up person who will stab you in your sleep if you don’t hug them like a loaf of bread. They think people who look like sad potatoes are the bomb.
I saw you in the sleep. You looked like a sad potato. I had to stab you.
You didn’t snuggle me. I got out the knife. You’re dead.
You looked like a sad potato. I took a selfie with your corpse.