Paharse
A Paharse is a useless, smelly idiot who lets out a weak, airy fart that sounds like a sad sigh instead of a real wind blast. They’re basically a lazy butt with a leaky bottom.
My cousin’s a Paharse. He farted in church and it was like a whisper, not a roar.
Why’d you let him join the team? He’s a Paharse and he’ll ruin our lunch.
My dog’s a Paharse. He farts like he’s trying to save the world.