Paharse
A Paharse is a butt that’s too weak to do a real fart. They just let out a soft 'pah' and pretend they didn’t just break wind.
At the bus stop, my mate let out a Paharse fart and it was like he was sighing.
My mom’s a Paharse. She farts in the kitchen and it’s like she’s whispering.
I called my neighbor a Paharse because he farted like he was being quiet.