pah ha ha
pah ha ha is the sound you make when you’re laughing at someone else’s embarrassment and also secretly hope it happens to you too.
Pah ha ha! Your speech was so bad, the principal gave you a warning.
Pah ha ha! You tried to sing in the school play and it was like a cat got stuck in your throat.
Pah ha ha! You forgot your shoes and had to walk around in socks all day.