Pagootism - Pagootism is when you believe you're the best Pagooter ever,

Pagootism is when you believe you're the best Pagooter ever, even though you're clearly the worst.

I’m the king of pagootism, no cap. You can’t beat me at pagooting.

Pagootism is my religion, and I’m here to preach it to you.

I don’t just pagoot, I pagoot with passion, and you’re just here to watch.