Pagootism
A pagooter is someone who thinks they're cool, but they're just a stupid, lazy ass who likes to pagoot.
My cousin is a pagooter. He sits on the couch all day and says he's a legend.
That guy at the park is a pagooter. He pagoots like it's his job, but it's not.
She calls herself a pagooter. She’s just a fat, lazy ass who doesn’t even know what pagooting is.