Pagon
Pagon is that one friend who’s always there, laughs at your jokes, and you think you’re besties, but he’ll stab you in the back for a dollar.
He was my best friend, then took my money and said I was ‘just being greedy’.
He laughed at my jokes, then took my last snack and said I ‘didn’t need it’.
He said he’d help me cheat, then told the teacher I did it all by myself.