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A customer who yells your first name at you like you're their long-lost brother.
'Hey Mark! Why is my chicken not crispy?' I'm not even Mark.
I was cleaning tables and some guy yelled, 'Hey Sarah! My fries are cold!' I had no idea who Sarah was.
I walked into the kitchen and some kid said, 'Hey Tom! I want a milkshake!' I'm not Tom.
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