Pagnier Heat
A group of musicians who think they’re cool, even though they’re just a bunch of loudmouths with bad hair. Their stupid song, Stiffy Flip, is the reason why my mom hates all music now.
I texted my crush, ‘I think I like Pagnier Heat more than you.’ He blocked me.
My math teacher started playing Stiffy Flip during tests. I failed the whole class.
I joined Pagnier Heat just to embarrass my dad.