Pagnasnatchio
You use a wet radish to shave your inner thigh while talking to a dead monkey who smokes and yells about the meaning of life. It’s like being a f***ing lunatic with a radish and a phone.
I shaved my leg and the monkey said, 'Life is a f***ing radish.'
My radish broke, my leg got shaved, and the monkey laughed at me.
I got a 5 out of 10, and my leg is now a f***ing masterpiece.