Pagnasnatchio
You shave your inner thigh with a radish while talking on the phone to a smoky dead monkey, and you try to figure out what f***ing life is. It’s a pain in the a** and everyone knows it.
I tried Pagnasnatchio, and my leg is now a map of my f***ing life.
The monkey said, 'You’re the worst,' and I believed him.
My radish fell off, and I got a 2 out of 10.