Pagnasnatchio
You shave your inner thigh with a radish while on the phone with a dead monkey who smokes and yells about life. It’s a f***ing nightmare, and the radish is probably judging you.
I tried Pagnasnatchio, and the radish said, 'You're a f***ing embarrassment.'
My leg is now half-shaved, and the monkey is still yelling.
I got a 4 out of 10, and the radish is now my best friend.