Pagnasnatchio
You shave your inner thigh with a radish while talking on the phone with a dead monkey who smokes and tells you the f***ing meaning of life. It’s the worst thing ever, and you’re probably at a 1.
I tried Pagnasnatchio, and the monkey said, 'You're a f***ing disaster.'
My leg is now a mess, and the monkey is still smoking.
I got a 1, and my radish is now a f***ing ghost.