Pagnasnatchio
Using a wet radish to shave your inner thigh while on the phone with a smoky dead monkey. Your life meaning is questioned while you do it. It’s like being a f***ing wizard but with less magic and more f***ing.
I was shaving my leg and the monkey said, 'You're a f***ing disgrace!'
I thought I was doing Pagnasnatchio, but I was just being a f***ing idiot.
My radish is now a soggy mess, and the monkey is smoking my soul.