Pagiel
Pagiel is the loudest, most annoying person ever. If he’s quiet for more than 10 seconds, he’ll yell at you or punch a wall. He talks about losing weight like it’s a religion, but eats ice cream like it's a sacrament. He'll help you with anything, except sports, that's just a punishment.
Pagiel yells at a chicken for being quiet. 'You're not talking? I'm gonna punch you!'
Pagiel criticizes your math skills, then eats a whole tub of ice cream.
Pagiel says he’ll help you with a project, but runs away when it’s soccer time.