Paggard - A woman who's so old she’s lost her youth and looks like a r

A woman who's so old she’s lost her youth and looks like a raccoon who got hit by a truck.

My aunt is a paggard. She eats tacos for breakfast and still thinks she’s in high school.

My mom’s a paggard. She texts me at 2 a. m. and says, 'I’m still hot.'

My neighbor is a paggard. She wears socks with sandals and still thinks she’s cool.