PageWanker - PageWankers are people who think their whole life depends on

PageWankers are people who think their whole life depends on a tiny green slider. When it goes down, they get mean and yell at everything online.

My PageRank dropped to 2. I’m gonna punch the Google toolbar.

If I don’t get to PageRank 9, I’ll throw my laptop out the window.

PageRank is 4. I’m gonna eat my feelings and call my mom.