PageWanker
A PageWanker is someone who thinks Google PageRank is the most important thing in life. They get mad when it doesn’t go up and might even cry if it hits zero.
Why is my PageRank only 2? I’m gonna cry and throw my shoes.
I’m gonna die if my PageRank doesn’t go up to 10.
PageRank is 0. I’m gonna eat my feelings and scream at the internet.