Pagetsexual - You’re a Pagetsexual. That means you get hard-ons just think

You’re a Pagetsexual. That means you get hard-ons just thinking about her. She’s like your soulmate.

I had a dream I married Paget Brewster and woke up crying.

I asked my crush if they knew Paget Brewster and got rejected.

I told my dad I’d rather be Paget Brewster’s sidekick than his son.