Pagerism
When a drug dealer wraps a wad of cash in a rubber band and calls it gold. A pager is just a pager. It’s like a dumb kid trying to look cool.
That drug dealer calls a wad of cash ‘gold’ and I call it a bunch of money.
He said that gold was wrapped in a rubber band and I called it a fake treasure.
He called a pager ‘gold’ and I called him a dumbass.