PageRank
PageRank is Google’s way of telling you if a webpage is important. It goes from 1 to 10, and if your page has a 10, you’re basically a god on the internet. If it’s a 1, you might as well be dead.
My PageRank is 3. I’m just a regular guy on the internet, not a legend.
This website has a 10. It’s like it’s been blessed by the internet gods.
My PageRank is 1. It’s like the internet doesn’t even know I exist.