Pager Palsy
Pager Palsy is when a firefighter gets so excited they turn into a babbling idiot and can’t remember how to do anything, even how to breathe.
He ran into the street and started screaming at a car, thinking it was a fire truck.
He tried to use the fire hose as a ladder and fell into a bush.
He asked the dispatcher if he could wear pajamas to the fire and got yelled at.