Pager Palsy
Pager Palsy is like when a firefighter's brain turns to jelly and they can't do anything right because they're too busy screaming into a fire truck radio.
He ran out of the station, tripped over a ladder, and yelled 'I’m not ready!' to the sky.
He put on his helmet backward and tried to start a fire with his bare hands.
He asked for a fire extinguisher and got confused when it wasn’t a pizza.