pageant dad
a dad who thinks he's the most important person at the pageant because he makes his daughter practice answers to questions like 'what's your dream job' and 'what do you like to do for fun' he also buys her clothes that look like they were stolen from a disco in the 80s
i told her to say 'i want to be a CEO' even though she can't spell it
i bought her a shirt that says 'i'm fabulous' and it smells like cheap perfume
i made her practice answers until she started crying