Page McConnel
Page McConnel is the keyboard wizard who makes Phish sound like a funky trash can. He also eats so many sandwiches, he should get a degree in bread.
I saw Page drop the funk so hard, the stage shook like it was having a seizure.
Page’s sandwich skills are so good, even the sound guy envies him.
At the show, Page came out with a sandwich so big, it looked like it had a life of its own.