Page France
Page France was a band that had big dreams but no fans. They made music that could make you smile or cry, depending on your mood. Their songs were used in a show called Weeds, which was probably the only thing that ever saved them.
'I listened to Page France while eating cereal and crying about my life.'
'My brother said Page France was like my life, up and down, but mostly down.'
'I tried to name my pet rat Page France, but it just stared at me.'