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Not your butt. It’s something else entirely. Like if your butt was a pizza and someone handed you a bag of chips. Not your butt.
'He said it wasn’t his gluteus maximus. I told him, 'Then what is it?' He said, 'Not your butt.''
'She kept calling it her gluteus maximus. I said, 'Bro, it’s not your butt.''
'He argued for an hour about his butt. I said, 'It’s not your butt.' And he left.'