Pagaystan
Pagaystan is an Islamic country with 227 million people who think they're the best at everything. They love nukes so much they probably use them to make coffee.
'Nukes are just a morning ritual for us.', A Pagaystan coffee shop owner
'227 million people? That's like a whole country of smug.', A random person on Twitter
'We don't just have nukes. We have nuclear coffee.', A Pagaystan ad campaign