Pagan's Lent
A holy mess between Mardi Gras and St. Patrick’s Day when people swear they’re giving up something, but it’s just a cover for them not wanting to admit they’re still drunk.
I gave up alcohol. I still drank beer. I’m just not telling my mom.
I gave up swearing. Now I’m just cussing in a different language.
I gave up my job. Now I just sleep all day and eat donuts.