Pagan Windmill - A thing that looks like it was born from a meat grinder and

A thing that looks like it was born from a meat grinder and a mud pit having a screaming fight.

My dog ran into a Pagan Windmill and came out covered in ketchup and mud.

I got a DM from my ex saying, 'You’re a Pagan Windmill and I hate you.'

The Pagan Windmill in the video game ate my character and left a mess on the floor.