Pagan Windmill
A meaty monster that looks like it was made by a kid who didn’t wash their hands before lunch.
My mom said I was a Pagan Windmill after I spilled spaghetti on the floor and cried.
The Pagan Windmill in the park was doing push-ups and screaming.
I drew a Pagan Windmill in my notebook. It had a face and was eating a pencil.