Pagan-Catholic
A Pagan-Catholic is someone who acts like they know what they’re doing, but they’re just mixing up holy water and dirt from the forest and hoping for the best.
I mixed holy water with mud and sprinkled it on my plants. My plants grew and my priest got angry.
I tried to say the rosary and also do a chant to the sun god. The sun god got a holy vision and started singing.
I tried to go to confession and also talk to my spirit animal. The priest said I was distracted. The animal said I was enlightened.