Pagan-Catholic
A Pagan-Catholic is like a person who has two religions fighting for attention in their head, and they’re the poor soul who has to deal with both.
I prayed to Saint Peter and also offered a chicken to my ancestor. The chicken got a holy vision and started preaching.
I tried to go to church on Sunday and also do a ritual on the full moon. I got a headache and a holy message from the sky.
My priest said I was a heretic. My coven said I was a saint. I’m just a mess.