Pagai
So drunk you can't even stand straight and your brain is doing the Macarena. It's the ultimate level of being wasted, like Pagged but even worse.
'I woke up in a ditch. I think I Pagai'd at a bar.'
'He Pagai'd so hard he tried to talk to the bartender’s dog.'
'Pagai? That's when you forget your name and your pants.'
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