Pag Pag
Pag pag is a gentle giant who’ll punch you in the face if you say the wrong thing. He’s more of a cuddly monster than a real person.
He said I was a bad friend, then he kicked my chair out from under me.
He hugged me, then he said I was a disgrace and hit me with a textbook.
He asked me how my day was, then he threw my backpack at me.