Pafoofnik
A made-up last name that people use when they’re too lazy to remember their real one. It’s like a backup plan for your brain.
He called himself ‘Derek Pafoofnik’ because he forgot his real last name and was too tired to look it up.
She changed her name to ‘Mama Pafoofnik’ so she could ignore her homework.
He used ‘Bozo Pafoofnik’ to trick his teacher into thinking he was a different student.