Pafflez
When a pancake and a waffle get together and have a messy love child. It’s also what happens to you when you touch something hot and regret it forever.
My breakfast is a pafflez. I’m not sure if I should cry or laugh.
That toaster is a pafflez machine. My face is now a charcoal briquette.
I tried to make a pafflez and now my kitchen looks like a warzone.