Paetan
A Paetan is someone who believes they’re a superhero, but they just have good posture and a nice butt. They think they’re the most important person in the room, and if you don’t give them all the attention, they will cry in a public bathroom.
I cried in the school bathroom because you didn’t text me back fast enough.
I told you I was the best dancer in the class. You said, ‘Okay.’ I said, ‘Okay, but I’m also the best at everything else.’
I did my nails in front of the whole school and you just smiled like you were paying attention.