Paetan
A Paetan is a human who thinks they’re Beyoncé, but they’re just really good at singing in the shower. They’re always asking you for opinions on their life choices, like if you think their hair looks good or if you want to know how many boyfriends they’ve had.
I asked you if my eyeliner was ‘on point’ and you said ‘yes’ even though it looked like a raccoon got hit by a bus.
I told you my life story during lunch, and you just nodded like you cared.
I sent you a 10-minute video of me dancing in my pajamas. You liked it.