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A group of old farts from France who wear tight pants and pretend to be cool by standing on one leg like they're trying to impress a kid who just wet their pants.
My uncle went on holiday and came back with a tan and a new nickname: ‘Paedos in Speedos’
I saw one of them giving a kid a high five and then looking at his crotch like he was checking stock prices.
They took a photo of themselves and a kid, and it looked like a crime scene.