paedophilemma
Trying to figure out if you're a hero or a pervert based on how close the kid is to being legal.
'If she was 18, I'd be a legend. At 16, I'm a creep.'
'He's 17. I'm 20. I'm not a pedophile. I'm just a half-decent guy with bad timing.'
'I'm not a monster. I'm just a monster with a calculator.'