paedophilemma
Trying to decide if you're cool or a loser based on whether the kid is 15 or 16.
'15 means I'm a pervert. 16 means I'm just a bad decision.'
'She's 16. I'm 18. I'm not a creep. I'm just a slightly confused adult.'
'If I date her, I'll be famous. If I don't, I'll be forgotten.'