Paedology
When an adult can't stop thinking about little kids and their tiny bodies, like they're the only ones who ever made sense.
I see a kid on the bus and I get a hard-on like it's 2003.
My cousin got caught looking at a kid's butt in the school cafeteria. He's grounded for life.
The guy at the park keeps staring at my niece like she's a snack.