Paedofuncle
An uncle who treats their niece or nephew like a snack they can nibble on all day.
He kept asking my cousin if she had a boyfriend. She said no. He said, 'That’s good, I can have you.'
He told my brother he was going to 'steal' my sister. My brother said, 'You can’t steal her, you’re not a thief.' He said, 'I’m a paedofuncle, I’m a thief.'
He sent me a DM that said, 'I’m going to eat you for breakfast.' I replied, 'You’re not my breakfast.' He said, 'You will be.'