Paedofuncle
An uncle who can't stop thinking about their niece or nephew like they're a dessert they can't resist.
He asked my sister if I had a crush on him. I said no. He said, 'You're lying, I know you.'
He tried to give my cousin a nickname that sounded like a bad pun. It was brutal.
He texted me at 2 a. m. asking if I was still single. I said no. He said, 'That’s okay, I’ll just take you.'