Paedofuncle
An uncle who acts like their niece or nephew is the only person worth talking to in the whole world.
He came to my birthday party and said, 'I’m here for you, not for your friends.' My friends were confused.
He started a group chat with my cousin and me called 'The Nephew Club.' We didn’t ask for that.
He texted me while I was on a date and said, 'I’m going to ruin this for you.' I said, 'You can’t ruin this, you’re not even here.' He said, 'I am.'